Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
another moral hangover. fuck.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
