i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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