i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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