Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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