woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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