Slut skills are useful in every country.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
My feet surprised me
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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