I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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