Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
