If that was your dad, he is hot
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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