i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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