remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
