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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Five things that make you perfect. Go.

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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex

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(813): View more from Florida

It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.

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