There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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