She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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