just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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