Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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