question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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