school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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