She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
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I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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