Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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