Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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