We're like a lot better than the average bears
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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