2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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