I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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