I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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