ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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