Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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