You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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