question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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