he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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