If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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