I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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