so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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