Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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