Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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