Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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