But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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