Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We're too hungover to prance.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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