My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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