If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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