Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(937): View more from Ohio

I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg

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so what did you do?

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I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!

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(402): View more from Nebraska

what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers

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are you high?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname

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(904): View more from Florida

We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple

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(859): View more from Kentucky

you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do

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(404): View more from Georgia

I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.

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