Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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