just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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