Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Never joke about your clitoris.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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