This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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