i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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