Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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