that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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