Sry I called you an 8
we have officially lost it.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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