He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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