I feel great
I just peed on a car
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He kissed a someone with a penis
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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