What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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