i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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