The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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