He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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What a dumb baby whore.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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