you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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