What should our trivia night team be named?
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I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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