But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
